June 2012
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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“At the end of the day bro you gotta listen to this. If you’re a fucking...”
– Aziz Shavershian
Jun 2nd
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borisukawaii: just be nice to people and have a positive outlook on life you don’t have to be super-optimistic all the time, but just focus on being the best you you could be, as cliche as that is and don’t go around complaining about how guys just treat girls like shit or how all the…
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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I’d like to climb Faith Hill’s hills iykwim
Jun 1st
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May 2012
112 posts
Hey Check This Out!
http://www.facebook.com/ComeTheDawn They are a sweet band and deserve way more likes than they have. Please help them out, I never ask you guys to do these things! All you have to do is like their page and that’s it.
May 31st
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I’ve been watching videos and reading books on how to pick up women for months now. I finally get enough confidence to go out and approach a girl. I see this pretty hot 8/10 girl walking down the street by herself. “Excuse me, I thought you were cute, I had to meet you.” She said, “Fuck off weirdo.” Who’s the douchebag that said this stuff works?
May 29th
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May 28th
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WatchWatch
What is Love?
May 27th
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Anonymous asked: how much does a hipster weigh? AN INSTAGRAM. *slappeh dem knees* lol
May 26th
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May 26th
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Anonymous asked: THOUGHTS ON ENRIQUE IGLESIAS
May 26th
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Anonymous asked: thoughts on gay marriage?
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Clap on, clap off.
The Clapper.
May 26th
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My stocks are doing terrible. I’m losing so many Neopoints…
May 25th
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I wonder what South Dakota Fanning is like iykwim
May 25th
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May 25th
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What would scooby doo?
May 25th
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Would you ever tongue punch a fart box?
May 25th
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Anonymous asked: Solution: quit school. become model. win at being socially awkward AND attractive. hate life for never being "good enough." die alone filled with regret. FUCK THAT. stay awesome.
May 25th
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Anonymous asked: I JUST NEED TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU. THAT'S ALL. THANK YOU. HAVE A GREAT DAY. <3
May 25th
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I might not be able to get into grad school
my grades kind of suck. I only have 3 backup plans right now if I don’t get in Military Peace Corp Take another year and major in English or something Those backup plans kind of suck too.
May 25th
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YOLO because YOLO
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: These things do not happen to you.
May 24th
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wake up at 12 as usual leave apartment walking down street cute girl walks by “hey” i mutter out “y-you too” “what?” “uh nothing” car drives by and splashes me right in the dick look like i pissed myself try to wipe it off she thinks im making sexual references at her slaps me and spits in my face says i look like a hunchback
May 24th
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May 24th
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Without all the misfits, nightowls, hippies, rebels, etc., society would be bland, monotonous, boring, and repetitive.
May 23rd
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“Let’s suppose that you were able every night to dream any dream that you...”
– Alan Watts
May 23rd
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Shoot
I’m on Spotify listening to Cyndi Lauper and forgot to make it a private session so now all of my friends know I listen to Cyndi Lauper. This is awkward for all parties involved.
May 23rd
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phone: *rings*
me: no
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Seriously people
Learn the difference between lose and loose. This shouldn’t even be a problem, like I am amazed that I am typing this right now.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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EATMEWHILEIMHOT!
May 22nd
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This last year: It was the day before my 20th birthday, I was 19. I decided to go to bed early that night to celebrate the next day. I woke up and was 20 years old. Nothing changed over the night, I was still the same person I was before. I didn’t understand.
May 22nd
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